We love music. We also love movies, comics, toys, magazines, books, socks, hats, coffee, and lots of other things.
Criminal Records is located in the intown neighborhood of Little 5 Points at 1154-A Euclid Ave NE, Atlanta GA 30307.
The store phone number is (404) 215-9511. Although Criminal Records is no longer located next door to Aurora Coffee (the one in L5P is one of two cafe locations; the other Aurora Coffee Cafe is located in the Virginia-Highland neighborhood), our customers may still park in our old parking lot on Moreland Avenue.
- Monday-Saturday --11:00AM-9:00PM
- Sunday -- 12:00-7:00PM
Meet us below
Zano turned down the Fantanas because they couldn't handle him.
Underneath Zano's beard there isn't a chin, there is just your girlfriend.
John Lennon's biggest influence was Zano.
Zano keeps food fresh.
In Russian, Zano stands for Zano.
Zano is a man of inaction.
The pope kisses Zano's ring.
Zano once released a "duets" album with Joey Heatherton.
Zano was found to be unconstitutional by the Supreme Court.
Zano is the exact opposite of a castrati.
Zano taught Joey Buttafooco how to mack.
Zano is a distant cousin of Foghorn Leghorn.
Zano was born at a Beach Boys concert featuring Mike Love.
Zano's distinct odor is actually a biochemical defense mechanism.
When you put your hands on Zano's hip, when he dips, you dip, we dip.
Michael Chabon plagiarizes Zano.
Zano is one of Criminal's few carbon-based lifeforms.
Zano invented the ampersand.
Zano is the number 42 on the Periodic Table of Elements.
Zano is synonymous with cruise control.
Zano was married briefly to actress Peggy Lipton.
Zano was briefly gay married to James Lipton.
Zano is a fan of Lipton tea.
Zano can be used to make a simple, cheap, and long-lasting ink.
At the age of 5, Zano skipped first grade all the way to your mom.
Zano escaped the Halls of Medicine.
The hills are alive with the sound of Zano.
Zano is the "Beatmaker". He makes the beats.
Zano wishes he was Chef Boyardee.
Zano bears a striking resemblance to both Willie Tyler and "Lester".
Zano refuses to eat Condoleeza Rice.
Zano once spent 6 months doing stand-up with Joey Bishop.
Zano was once turned down for a job at Denny's as a "sneeze guard" due to his lack of transparency.
Zano is actually a short, blonde, Jewish woman named Tova.
Zano has only one opposable thumb, also a superfluous third nipple.
Poteat Auto-Bio: "Old...bald....chunky. Major label burnout....Gnawing on the bone Big E threw my way. Four string father...Bass & a baby....I love both, but wish I was better at them. Far from hip...Quiero Deep Purple. Music is the only "industry" I've ever worked in...God help me. Can I have a beer now?"
I was originally found in an old LP crate floating off the coast of the Land of 1,000 Dances. Subsequently rescued by the Count Hugh duG u reau, I was trained in the black arts of the vinyl junkie. Thus armed I have been forced to scratch out a meager existence in various record emporiums across this continent. Occasionally forced to whore out my body to the highest indie or major label bidder to survive, performing unspeakable acts of marketing, I have finally found a safe refuge in the friendly confines of Criminal Records.
Kerri w/ Asshole Santa & Crappy the Elf